Headline-Verses

Cram Session

2009-08-31T23:50:00.001-07:00

It takes 6 months to pick a pup

Careful thought before your mind’s made up

You wanna be safe, you wanna be sure

You could end up with a mutt or cur

But HealthCare’s an issue that cannot wait

We don’t have time for reasoned debate

It’s a Major Crisis, we must push thru

That is how we turn the screw

HealthCare Now, Now we need it

(I hope the voters do not read it)

Bed-Wetter in Chief

2009-08-26T20:31:00.001-07:00

I’m Obama, I’m the Prez

There is genius in what I sez

My phrasey-ology is phat

I’m the Prez cause I’m all dat

You can’t outsmart me, don’t disrupt

My policies got you wee weed up!

Liar in the Senate

2009-08-26T19:52:00.001-07:00

Ted Kennedy has finally died

Mourned by media far and wide

All television sets are crying

Proclaim this Dog to be a Lion

He claimed to wear his brother’s crown

And defended a woman’s right to drown

Let us mourn, Let teardrops flow

And never mention Mary Jo

Jet Set

2009-08-05T22:47:00.001-07:00

How dare private citizens use aviation

When you are called before Congress, you better know your station

You better beg and grovel, and bow down at our feet

We are the Congress, a body elite

We might be elected, but we own the full seat

We will never allow, without congressional vetting

CEO’s and their private jetting

At private corporations we will never stop screaming

At taxpayer expense we’ll do our own Gulf Streaming

Snoop ‘Bama

2009-08-05T22:26:00.001-07:00

Listen up American, listen up people

Spy on your neighbors, peep in a peephole

Give us the names of those who oppose us

Those who don’t like us, and those who might loathe us

Obama needs help with his enemy list

The names of everyone who gives him a dis

Do it for our Leader, a lawyer named Barry

We need you to sing just like a canary

Turn in your family, rat on your friends

He can justify the means, he can justify the ends

You can’t trust anyone who don’t love Obama

Snitch on your daddy, Snitch on yo’ mamma

On Tap

2009-07-30T22:19:00.001-07:00

Obama had a beer summit

The beer was freely pouring

Like his bail out of the bankers

He only served the foreign

The Boxer Short

2009-07-30T22:10:00.001-07:00

Barbara Boxer’s wound up tight

Unflinching and unbending

But when the Black folk come in sight

She’s over condescending

Barbara Boxer she is classy

Just don’t call her mame

She don’t like Black folk who are sassy

They must scrape and kiss her hand

If any Black folk speak their mind

With thinking independent

Her liberalism turns unkind

You best had better end it

Black folk better know there places

And bite their upper lip

Don’tcha dare leave the democrat’s plantation

And expose a hypocrite

Life moments

2009-07-30T22:02:00.001-07:00

A beer to heal our souls and thirst

A moment that is teachable

There is no record of this birth

A moment that’s impeachable

Trade-In

2009-07-30T21:21:00.001-07:00

The government wants your clunker

Your jalopy and total wreck

They can print any amount of money

To cover the government check

Turn Left at Central America

2009-07-28T22:09:00.001-07:00

Castro and Obama

Like minds think together

They agree Honduras must be

A haven for dictators

Drinks on the House (Congress)

2009-07-28T20:22:00.001-07:00

The government wants to tax your fizz

What you drink is government biz

Be it root beer or soda pop

They’ll take their cut right off the top

We once rejected a tax on tea

When we believed in liberty

Let all tyrants die and choke

In Boston harbor dump the coke

Promises,Promises

2009-07-28T19:04:00.001-07:00

Obama made a promise

And so the sheeple voted

Now, who’s a doubting Thomas

It’s all way over-bloated

Cosmetic Urgency

2009-07-27T23:54:00.001-07:00

The Dems are seeking taxes

In many different places

As in services cosmetic

As in the lifting of the faces

If you desire transplants

Instead of getting a rug

The IRS will do its best

To charge you by the plug

The Democrats need money

Taxes are going up

So if you get a boob job

There’s a tax-rate by the cup

The Dems demand their pound of flesh

In the trimming of the noses

And there’s a value added tax

In attaching lypo hoses

In removing your love-handles

The waist tax really pinches

But to have a penile enlargement

Will raise your tax by inches

The Obama Mantra

2009-07-26T23:55:00.001-07:00

Pass my Bill

I’ll say it loud

I’ll say it shrill

Pass it Now

Do it this minute

Just don’t ask me

What is in it.

Synapse Collapse

2009-07-26T23:34:00.001-07:00

The Obama media

Adores the words that he delivers

Up and down their collective legs

March goose-steps and quick shivers

La Vida Chihuahua

2009-07-26T23:16:00.001-07:00

You were the pitch-dog for Taco Bell

You advertised their crunchy shell

You promoted their tostada

“Yo Quiero” was your motto

Your pitch went on, so long and yappy

Twas not your fault the food tastes crappy

You got paid by Taco Bell

That’s what made you wag your tail

You promoted spicy food

With bravado and with attitude

We bid farewell, cute little fellow

Rest in Peace in doggie cielo

Journalist outlives journalism

2009-07-18T21:36:00.001-07:00

Walter Cronkitet was an achor

Who told it as it was

Today it’s rancor & proganda

Lies for the leftist cause

Citing the Masters

2009-07-18T21:35:00.001-07:00

Sotomayor proudly declares

Her mentors and influences

Raymond Burr has guided her

With Perry Mason’s nuances

Telecide

2009-07-18T21:34:00.001-07:00

Obama’s teleprompter

Had enough of lying speeches

To kill itself

It jumped the shelf

Now shattered, lies in pieces

Obama Unplugged

2009-07-18T21:33:00.001-07:00

I heard the President give a speech

His words were as smooth as butter

But then his rhetoric overreached

He began to stammer and stutter

Alot of himms and humms and ahhs

And nervous staccato laughter

Each sentence was lacking a dependent clause

He paused as to think what comes after

His flash of composure was quickly regained

He spoke on without any glitches

It was then that I knew that Obama’s brain

Was controlled by his Teleprompt switches

Sotomenor

2009-07-12T19:09:00.000-07:00

Of Sotomayor we stand in awe

Her rulings have never followed the law

The media plays her noble back-story

Skin color for her is a category

She believes in E Pluribus Division

Race has colored her every decision

She divides Americans into types and classes

That is how liberals control the masses

Her statements on their very face is

The opinions of a blatant racist

She smarter than anyone who’s been

Of the opposite sex or lighter skin

Every case that she has tried

Is justice that has been denied

Her overturned rulings a minor flap

The Constitution is just a scrap

Ten more hurt in Pamplona bull run, one dead

2009-07-12T15:37:00.000-07:00

To see a bull

I’ve had my full

Both bulls and cows are boring

But if stampeding

Leads to bleeding

What fun, a fatal goring

Worker dies after fall into Hershey’s-bound chocolate

2009-07-12T09:28:00.000-07:00

What is nutritious?

What is yummy?

What’s delicious?

Chocolate Mummy!

Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting

2009-07-12T09:04:00.000-07:00

A chatty girl, a winsome teen

Was texting on her cell phone screen

Strings of letters for the posting

Teenage gossip’s so engrossing

Such confession, such admitting

Instant messages are twitting

Focused on each word to type

In her path an open sewer pipe

The end of all this teenage chatter

Knee-deep now in fecal matter

The Junket Prez

2009-07-12T01:02:00.000-07:00

Weekends in Paris or the isles of Greece

Obama seems to be at peace

He enjoys this living large

With hundreds of his entourage

It’s good to know, he’s living well

While the economy descends to Hell

Work is something he don’t wanna

He’d much prefer to tour Ghana

He bows to every head of state

Like a waiter with a plate

For America he’s apologetic

Presidentially pathetic

Another week, another junket

The Korean test, he surely flunked it

They have attacked us, by all means cyber

Michelle makes sure he gets his fiber