Cosmetic Urgency

The Dems are seeking taxes

In many different places

As in services cosmetic

As in the lifting of the faces

 

If you desire transplants

Instead of getting a rug

The IRS will do its best

To charge you by the plug

 

The Democrats need money

Taxes are going up

So if you get a boob job

There’s a tax-rate by the cup

 

The Dems demand their pound of flesh

In the trimming of the noses

And there’s a value added tax

In attaching lypo hoses

 

In removing your love-handles

The waist tax really pinches

But to have a penile enlargement

Will raise your tax by inches